Kids do the darndest things!

Ted posted a school assignment that his son had done on his blog a while ago that made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. My wife forwarded this one to me that's just about as good!

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
















Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington

Someday I'm sure my kids will get me with one, either that or all ready have and the teachers are too embarrassed to tell us.